Friday, December 7, 2012

Charlie Forever and Ever and Ever

Wouldn't it be great if a more mature Shelley Hack returned to modeling? Lauren Hutton and Karen Graham did it successfully in the past. And at 81, Carmen Dell’Orefice is still Supermodeling. And even Shelley's co-Angel Cheryl Ladd modeled the latest looks on the pages of Harper's Bazaar in 2010 (and she was lovely.) So maybe Shelley can return to modeling as well?

A close up of a more mature but fab Shelley
in our bogus Charlie perfume ad
for the bogus variant Charlie FOREVER

And what would be a better vehicle for her return than a Charlie perfume ad. I have expressed this idea in past posts (Charlie 2010 - http://shelleyhack.blogspot.com/2010/05/charlie-2010.html --- and --- Charlie Forever and Ever - http://shelleyhack.blogspot.com/2010/06/charlie-forever-and-ever.html) In fact, I even invented a variant of the perfume especially for her and I called it Charlie FOREVER, because Shelley Hack, let's face it, is everyone's quintessential Charlie Girl FOREVER.

Still striding for all women,
Shelley in our bogus Charlie perfume ad
for the bogus variant Charlie FOREVER

Shelley's tenure as THE Charlie Girl ended in 1982. So who is the Charlie Girl 30 years hence? Whereas 30 years ago, she was the strong, sexy and  independent working woman, the Charlie Girl now has grown up to become the mature, successful and still very independent CEO. Her sassy designer outfits have been traded for fabulous haute couture, the best of the very best. And our bogus Charlie FOREVER is the best of the very best. I imagine it to be the first high-end Charlie variant to ever come out. And although it's a little more pricey, it is the scent of success, the ultimate success of the Charlie Girl. Too much info for a bogus product? Hmmm,  I think I may have too much time on my hands.

A two-page spread of our bogus Charlie perfume ad
for the bogus variant Charlie FOREVER
Shelley is everyone's Charlie Girl Forever

I imagine a two-page ad with Shelley. She's a little more mature but she's still fab. On the left side of the ad is a close-up of Shelley  showing everyone how fab she still is. On the right, she's striding that Charlie Girl stride, not just for all mature women, but for what all women can look forward to as the years go by, which is utter fabulousness. Ah, I just wish all this were all true. Oh, well...